It is our policy to promote absolute freedom of religion, consequently we believe any one who desires to become a ordained member of the Spiritual Humanist Clergy should be able to do so with the least difficulty possible. You can be ordained right now for absolutely no fees or charges. Ordination is for life, with no hidden fees or costs. Local laws governing religion and clergy vary widely so check with state, country, and provincial authorities before performing ceremonies like marriages, etc.
I am speechless........................